My name is Dash. I don't know how old I am. I forgot. I like to cosplay even though I'm not very good at it. I take way too many selfies. I reblog anything I like, but mostly fandom stuff. I like Danny Phantom, Attack on Titan, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Sonic, Gravity Falls, How To Train Your Dragon, My Little Pony, and like a billion other things. Feel free to message me for literally any reason. I write parody songs but I'm too shy to sing them.
High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I’m wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.
… I get marks docked if I don’t show up in all black professional attire with full make up on.
And I spent the last four years being agender and dressing like a boy.
At five years old, Danny learned how to push himself on a swingset. His mother, with her hair larger than her head, sat him down proudly in the seat and watched him.
"Push me!" he told her, feet wiggling, pudgy hands clamped around the ropes.
"No honey, you’re going to push yourself." Maddie took the swing next to him. It groaned under her weight and creaked harder as she got it moving in rhythm.
Danny swung his small feet and jerked the rope. “I dunno how.”
Maddie dug her feet into the dirt to stop herself. She stood and moved behind her son, offering him a small nudge.
"It’s easy. Just swing, Danny."
At seven years old, Danny’s father introduced him to baseball. Jack had tied small cleats to his son’s feet, fitted him with a helmet much too big for his head, and set him in front of a plastic tee.
"This is baseball, Danny. You’re gonna be great at it." Jack plopped a yellowed and worn ball on top of the tee. Danny wasn’t watching. He had crouched and started pulling up fistfuls of grass from the lawn.
"I don’t wanna."
"Yeah you do," Jack answered lightly. He produced a bat from behind his back, immediately reclaiming his son’s attention. Danny put out two eager hands to take the prize.
Jack offered the bat, which Danny took in his elbows, halfway up the bat, and locked his fingers wherever they seemed to fit. Danny’s eyes focused on the bat as he jostled around against his chest. He lunged toward the tee, but with no success.
"Give it here, Danny. I’ll show you." Jack unwrapped his son’s fingers one by one, slid the bat from its elbow trap, and choked up on the grip. He crouched, and readied the bat over his shoulder. He released it, sending the poor baseball flying.
Danny watched, wide-eyed and mesmerized. “How’d you do that!?”
"It’s easy. You just gotta swing," he answered with a smile.
At fourteen years old, Danny lay panting in a puddle of his own ectoplasm. He looked up, making out only hazy shapes. One blue. One orange. One green.
He could hardly remember how it’d started, who’d been hunting who. His parents, him, the ghastly green creature that had brought them to their knees.
Danny blinked, setting his arms under his body for support. The shapes took on detail. He could see his mother backed into a wall, her foot jutting to the side in a way that suggested her ankle had shattered. Jack sat next to her with his thumbs pressed to the profuse bleeding that gushed from his inner thigh. The ghost stood above them, eight feet tall with its head cocked as it curiously surveyed the two injured hunters.
Danny tried for an ectoblast from his palm, but the effort made him dizzy. His hand only fizzled faintly.
"Jack, Maddie, run!" he wheezed. Danny clawed at the brick wall beside him and forced himself to his feet.
"Brilliant suggestion, wish I’d thought of that," Maddie answered, eyes glued to the towering creature approaching her. The sarcasm in his mother’s voice stung; Danny heard it so rarely. It was defeat. It was anger in the face of hopelessness.
Something glinted to Danny’s right. A dropped Fenton weapon. It was small, composed of only a handle, maybe six inches long.
He lunged for it, gathered it up in his hands, and fought to maintain his balance. “Hey ugly!” he shouted to the gooey threat, pointing the handle. “Get away from them!”
"Don’t bother Phantom," Jack muttered. He’d released one hand from his bleeding leg and slid his arm across the pavement to his wife. She took his hand and held it. "You don’t know how to use our weapons. You’ll just get yourself killed."
"Oh I don’t?" Danny flipped the handle over and dug his nail into the seamless hatch he knew would be there. It flipped open, and inside rested a small trigger. When Danny pressed it, it unleashed a torrent of energy that congealed into a four feet long pole, bladed at the end. It buzzed, dripping with green ooze that would likely kill him were he to touch it.
The new weapon had drawn the opposing ghost’s attention. It turned its wide, mucusy eyes on Danny and blinked. Its face was bug-like, laced with pincers that could cleave a human in half. A long snake-like tongue shot from its mouth, which Danny barely dodged.
Maddie and Jack watched quietly, intently. Jack’s protests had quieted.
"I actually know some p-pretty good instructors," Danny breathed out. He jumped into the air despite the pain that welled in his gut. "I know how to power these things up…and I know how to use them."
The bug-like creature had just enough time to stretch its jaw when Danny descended. The machete cleaved it straight down the middle, and Danny slipped through just in time to avoid its snapping mandibles.
The thing shrieked as it crashed into the ground,its head and torso peeled down the center. Its ectoplasm pooled on the ground, tongue flopping uselessly. Danny buckled to his knees with it.
"It’s easy," Danny panted. He thrust the weapon across the pavement to Jack and Maddie. it skittered to a halt by their feet. The ghost boy smiled up at them, "when all you gotta do is swing.”